It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine…
(Spoiler: it’s not — but this shirt will help you laugh through it.)

This hilarious retro-inspired tee is made for the high-functioning, caffeine-fueled, “I’m totally not losing it” crowd. With chaotic cartoon vibes and bold distressed text, it’s the perfect mix of humor and relatable meltdown energy.

Great gift for teachers, moms, overworked besties, or yourself on a Monday morning.

🛠 Product Details:
• Soft + breathable cotton-blend
• Unisex fit (size up for oversized)
• High-quality DTG print — won't peel or crack
• Handmade to order just for you
• Sizes: S-4XL

🚫 Return Policy:
All shirts are made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges.
If your item arrives incorrect or damaged, just message us within 3 days so we can fix it fast.

💌 From the Shop:
Thanks for shopping small and supporting a woman-owned business!
Every order means the world — and helps fuel more caffeine, creativity, and chaos. ☕💻💥